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Saturday, July 4, 2009
Posted
5:37 PM
by freelance radical
A Name For That! I don't know how it started. I think it began about 5 years ago on Austin City Limits, were really lousy bands.....bands so bad, that you simply can't survive listening to them....started to be passed-off as good ones. And the public either couldn't tell the difference, or they just plain didn't give a damn. Anyway.....those who are promoting this shit, have finally found a name for it. Which, of course, got me to thinking about other names for other kinds of lousy things. Like: "ART FOOD".....which would be served in really artsy restaurants, where they'd prepare such esoteric dishes as 12 individual green peas stuffed with itty-bitty meatballs. Or "ART INVESTMENTS" .....oops!.....Bernie Madoff beat me to it! How about "ART TV"....which might be a 90-minute camera-close-up of a sidewalk, with once in a while, an ant crawling over it....or a leaf falling down on it.....or a cigarette being tossed near the leaf and another ant now crawling over the cigarette..... I feel a whole lot better now.
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